TOURIST ADVICE

DUBLIN:THERE IS A DARK SIDE

*ADVICE FOR TOURISTS TO DUBLIN

*1.Learn a martial art before you arrive
*2.Taxi drivers have a sixth sense for picking out seemingly gullible passengers
*3.That man will rob the eyes out of your head when you're
not looking
*4.Never give anyone change of a nine or fifteen pound note.
.(americans pay particular attention)
*5.Wearing too much green says to others rob me
*6.If you ask someone to take your picture,they will literally,along with
the camera
*7.Never pay fifty pence for directions
*8.Carry euros no-one will rob them
*9.Never listen to dodgy advice

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